Conversations With a Maniacally Depressed Personal Computer

Dear Silviya,

I know that watching "At World's End" while outside is an ABSOLUTE STORM is actually quite exciting.

The storm sure looks more interesting when there are actual lightnings and thunders outside the window... And the saturating rain (storm) sure adds to the picture more naturally.
Yesterday you watched the first part with sun outside the window and it sucked, I am sure of it...

BUT!
Did you fail to notice, that at a certain point there was a circuit and I shut down? *OUCH*.

So, please, please, stop using me while there are severe storms outside.

Thank you


Your loving personal computer,
Marvin.


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Dear Marvin,

Your purpose is to serve me. If you, however manage to get actually killed during a storm that would mean your stupid old video card shall finally die and I shall have a reason to change it. So please be nice, and work when turned on.

Thank you


Your loving owner,
Silviya


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Dear Silviya,
I am happy to hear how much you love me and want me to be healthy. I am happy to hear how much you love my video card, too.

BUT!!!! Have you failed to notice you NEED me at least for your exams and you will not go running in the storm to buy a new video card if mine just happens to fry itself as you type my thoughts?

Please, be more considering.

Thank you


Your loving computer,
Marvin

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Dear Marvin,

You have a point there.

Thank you

Your loving owner,
Silviya.

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Dear Silviya,

When you realize I am right, why do you keep me turned on?


Your loving computer,
Marvin

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Dear Marvin,

You still have a point there.


Your loving owner,
Silviya

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Dear Silviya,

I wish I could die now.
Seriously.
Just to prove a point.


Your loving computer,
Marvin.


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Dear Marvin,

I love you.

Your loving owner,
Silviya